We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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