Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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