i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
COCAINE IS GR8
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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