Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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