hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Randomize