I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
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