PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
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I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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