And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Someone came in the potted fern
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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