with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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