Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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