3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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