I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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