there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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