I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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