you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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