Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
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Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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