you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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