I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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