About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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