you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
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I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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