Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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