good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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