We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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