yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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