i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Randomize
