Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
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You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
All I want is dick and wine.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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