did you get engaged???
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Randomize