I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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