Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
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Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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