We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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