Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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