I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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