new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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