i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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