it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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