ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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