do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Terrible idea I love it
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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