he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
