Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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