Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
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