At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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