I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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