only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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