Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
