windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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