well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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