1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
are you still at the devil's house?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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