That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Randomize