My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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