How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
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FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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