I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
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My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
We need a shit load of segways right now
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Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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