If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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