well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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