why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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