3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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