seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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