he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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